Dearest Finals,
Allow me to first clear the air by apologizing for recently saying that I detest your very existence, when in fact, detest is short of my exact feelings for you. I do not detest you; I do realize that you a necessity by someone labeled "The Powers That Be" and are indeed not to blame for the misery you cause so many people in a plight not unlike my own. I really gave you my all this week, Finals, and even a good portion of last week! All I wanted was to be merited for my efforts, and after completing your most recent task this morning for a class you jokingly refer to as "physics", I fear that your merits will fall short of my desires. Have you no idea how I stressed over you? My social life ceased to exist for nearly two weeks, Finals. That is quite a task for me! Have you no idea!? Sigh. I apologize for being angry at you, for belittling you to my companions and co-workers, to my family, and virtually anyone else who would listen. Dishonoring you and damning you eternally to hell was not my intention, it is however...just what happened.
So as I sit here with your burden FINALLY lifted off my shoulders, I must say to you Dear Finals...I'll see you in the late spring and fuck you.
Warmest Regards and Happy Holidays,
Crys Tidwell
Friday, December 12, 2008
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